OH! That War!

So republicans have addressed W themselves to say they do not believe he has the credibility or wherewithal to continue engaging America on Iraqs progress. Apperently I drank a whole bunch pasted out and woke up in the bizzaro USA.

Guess what? Now that we are heading balls first into a new election year and the good ol GOP is on the skids with W incapable of getting a handjob from a coked up christian minister, it's all: "We were wrong, we need to find a resolution, oh woe is us why did we listen to and believe W?"

WOO! WOO! All aboard the Bullshit Express! The republican bullet train 08 non-stop to November 4th! Be prepared to show your ticket to recieve a full load of lines from the conductors of the finest smear campain ever, the presidential election!

Get ready for a reprisal of last election only this time, the war must come to a resolution. At least until it no longer serves an agenda.

Rant-cour

Every asshole with an opinion and a pulse has taken it upon themselves to not only be alive but to interact with the rest of society successfully bringing down the collective intelligence of a whole nation.

Case for example one: Paris Hilton

Have you ever wondered what scabies would look like if it were a person and had more money then I have reasons to live? Well, were it technically unemployed and driving on a suspended license, it would be Paris Hilton.

This resource waster has the diamond crusted platinum balls to drive on a suspended license, get caught, get sentenced to jail time, then whine that it is cruel and unusual. Luckily, a high priced lawyer was ridiculous enough to echo this statement trying to make the case that here sheltered life makes her incapable of serving said time.

My advice to you, Paris... Don't drop the soap and sleep with your ass against the wall.

As a bonus reason to de disgusted with this poor excuse for entertainer/designer/human she has pleaded to her fans to start a petition to present to the governator of California, the terminator. Great.

This brings me to case for 2: The majority of Americans.

Hoo boy. If there was ever a group of mouth breathing troglodytes that are in need of a foot in the ass it would be the majority of us. The fact that more people are concerned about a rich socialite scab and a stupid show about slightly talented jackasses (Not to be confused with the show Jackass featuring slightly untalented jackasses) then about an increasingly disastrous war and deteriorating homeland infrastructure says allot about America. Mostly we are lecherous shitfaces.

The final case for big number 3: The George W Bush administration

What can I say that I or 49 percent of the country hasn't already said? Hmmm... Told you so. To begin where the problems start or where it looks like might never end is well beyond the scope of my ability or consciousness so for now all I'll say is: "W", don't drop the international soap and sleep with the nation's ass against the wall.

As always, enjoy the freedom.