If you've happened upon this, congratulations. You have found the first update of the new year for the Larkins Way. While there was once a proud tradition of jackassery on this site, it has become as stagnate as a news day without a story about Anna Nicole Smith or that Mr. Clean doppelgänger Britney Spears.
It has only been recently that a prelevant apathy towards world events has become increasingly apparent to a ward of truth and righteousness such as myself. That being said, I feel wholly compelled to use my all encompassing gift of insight and fortitude to once again take up my sword and strike a blow for the "little guy". That means you, John and Jane Q. Jerkface.
Please do not misconstrude my frankness for insults. Look no further then the fine administration of this proud country and try to argue that they do not treat you and I, good old fashioned, tax paying, law abiding, debt incurring, all resourse consuming and endlessly procreating citizens as nothing more then ignorant jerkfaces.
If you will, look no further then W and his cronies ever growing laundry list of red flags against Iran such as the weapons that insurgents are using against our troops that are marked with serial numbers that prove that they were produced in Iran. Now, there is no solid evidence that the Iranian goverentment is suppling them, but through double talk and shady word association as recently as February 14th W has been making his case, but just this week he has recinded the bulk of his accusations becuase he was finally called out for bullshit.
Left to his own devices, much like almost 4 years ago (and yes, it has been that long) W and his ilk will weasel thier way into another war we can't afford of properly fight because they are on some what... was it? Oh, yea... crusade. This is why it is time for me to begin anew the Larkins Way sarcasm and cynism machine leading up to the 2008 elections. Please do check back frequently.
Also, the pic in this update was taken from a website that teaches verse from the bible using legos. It's pretty neat if you ask me:
http://www.thebricktestament.com/
