Some Weekend What-Have-You's

So, while Murph may be on vaction, (or incarcerated -- no one really knows), I'll take the reigns for a moment.

Here's two stories I came across today to make everyone feel a little bit better. Number one, the Gallup Poll announced today that W's at his lowest approval rating of his presidency. 50% of Americans think he's doing a poor job. Yikes. They've even released wonder graphs that show his abysmal legacy in full, beautiful color:



Number two, has anybody see this video of Bush flipping off the press last week?? What a maverick! Click here to see it... it'll really make you love the leader of the free world even more than I love porn.

Hello, Hello.

It certianly has been awhile but work and vacation can do that. Not to worry, I'm working up something big, stupid and boring.

As I feel details are necessary, I'll let you in on this rediculously pointless undertaking that will be ready for the Larkins Way one year anniversary in October.

Keep on keepin'on.

London's Burning

AMERICA, AMERICA, AMERICA!

Terrorist attacks in London, man taken down today in the underground.

AMERICA, AMERICA! They're attacked, how's the USA dealing with it?

How ignorant of a society have we become where an ally in our "War on terrorism" is outright attacked and we (media) are more worried about what this means for America's security. Last I checked, England's (and many countries) genuine support for us after our tragedy was not superficial. LONDON was attacked, our outright support should be there. After all, they support our cause in Iraq. Let's take a moment to worry about other people.

Call The Plumber, We Got A Leak.

What is it about W and his antics that make it possible go seemingly unnoticed by the masses? Is it magic? Ignorance? Katie Holmes becoming a Scientologist alien thespien or whatever the hell Tom Cruise told her so she'd give up her money to the bloated corpse of L Ron Hubbard. I hate Scientology, but I digress.

To get back on something close to track, it's looking lately that Carl Rove is a rat- stoolly-blabbermouth-squeeler-fink. What makes this interesting is that W and company is being very tightlipped now considering they crowed on about how if a Judas was in thier midsts, they would be fired. Unfortunately, for the duration of thier investigation no speculation will be given.

Mr. Scott McClellan had reiterated this over and over and over again at a recent press coference where he took a prize-fight beating by reporters concerning information about the quisling bastard who compromised the saftey of one of our own CIA operatives that the administration willingly mulled over a year before. This basically ended with a reporter noting "Well, you're in a bad spot here, Scott"



Let's look at this logically. More then likely Rove spilled the beans. There looks to be more then enough evidence, but that would mean that W would have to admit that the wizard behind the White House curtain is a turncoat and that dear reader, is bad for business. See, as before, W never admits mistakes. This would be a big snafu for that weasel to fess up to and it looks as though this administration is going to dance around the issue with smoke and mirrors. (Newly appointed Supreme Court judge John Robets Jr, I'm looking at you.)

Were this a Democrat who was a snitch, nay, a miscreant snake in the grass, all hell would break loose and he would be branded a treasonist by those who serve the cause of the just and rightous. This is just another in a long list of wrongs perpetrated by W's administration against America that lightly get brushed aside for whatever ridiculous nonsense that passes for important nowadays. you want nonsense? You know about a porcupines balls? They're small and they don't give a shit. There.

I blame each and every one of you apostates who voted Republican for moot issues. A pox upon you.

Clear Day-Foggy Head

Looking back ont the weekend brought me to the startling realization that I spent a night drinking with a pineapple. A pineapple wearing sun-glasses and using a cell phone. He was a stand in for my buddy who was off doing Baldwin knows what at another corner of the bar.

Oddly enough, he provided solid companionship and after six or seven beers, was witty as hell. Pineapple was a ladies man to boot, charming any lass who caught his tropical gaze.

My only problem is I had to pick up the tab and pineapple stole the tip. I made a smoothie out of that cheap bastard later that night. All in all, pineapple is alright by me.

Let's start this weekend off right...

Independence Diz-ay

Another Fourth of July has came and went bringing with it a wave of patriotism, mirth and fireworks only really tolerable one day out of the year. Needless to say it's not so much what W is saying; whatever the hell that is and more remembering the struggles and sacrifices of our forefathers plus the lives of those past and present lost fighting to obtain those ideals.

W really sucks, by the way.

That being said, here is a little slice of America sure to make you all so warm and fuzzy inside you want to puke. It appears ABC curtailed it's plans to air a reality show titled "Welcome To The Neighborhood" Supposedly there was a stink raised by every minority group under the sun for what the felt was a big parade of bigotry.

The catch involved conservitive white families jockying for a new house alongside a whole galaxy of minorities, freaks and weirdos. Hell, there was even a witch!
The idea, so it was stated was "to see preconceptions, even prejudices, break down as the white homeowners get to know the competitors as people instead of stereotypes."
Unfortunately everyone was a big ol' bigot and nobody truely won because they were all stupendous losers.



But I feel where this is coming from. I hate all of my neighbors. White, black, old, young, male, female, witch, Scientologist and frankly if I could scam a new pad just by kicking them out onto the street because they bother me, I'd be all over that. That's right old guy next door who got me the parking ticket, I'm gunning for you and that fat guy across the street who doesn't wear a shirt and throws his trash from his balcony onto the street. I'm gettin the whole lot of you jackasses and it's gonna be sweet. Time to eat it, Murph style.

I kind of got off track there but I think we all get the message I'm trying to get across. Regardless of who you are, what you do and whatever your background is, I probably don't like you just because.


Happy Fourth of July, everyone!