It's a sad, sad, sad, sad world

While flipping through the channels yesterday, hopped up on over the counter dope Omeletteville pumped me full of to keep me quite, I chanced upon what has to be one of the most disturbing things I never thought up.

"The Puppy Bowl"

This was Animal Planet's answer to the Super Bowl and my lord, was it creepy. Now, having an assload of puppies romping around, chewing on random things, sniffing each others asses excitedly in roughly a 6' by 12' space made up to look like a minature football stadium for about 10 minutes (I say 10 minutes because I changed the channel but when I changed back, it was still on.) seems odd enough.

Unfortunately there was no sound, save for slobbering puppies and a low, quiet, almost menacing music score. To top this all off, at one point a dog shat on the floor and a guy came out on his knees... DRESSED LIKE A REF to penalize the puppy 10 yards for illegal object on the field or something like that and proceeded to unroll paper towels and clean it up... while on his knees.



Is this what we have become? A society so consumed by atrophy that we would rather watch dogs shit on television rather then watch them shit in our own back yards? The internet itself is a shrine for every weird fucker out there who dresses thier dogs up like babies and astronauts and then posts the pics along with some freakishly bizaar story supposedly written by said animal for the whole world to see. And they're proud of it! Honestly, this was one of those things that killed me a little bit inside.

Please, people. If you are one of these wacky sorts, stop. If not for me, for your pets. At least lock them in the garage with a bowl of stagnate water like the rest of America.

Thanks in advance.