Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Faugh-an-ballagh



The IRA has pulled out of thier weapons pact again fueled by accusations of a 50 million dollar hiest and whatever else they are fighting over anymore.

Round and round we go again. Good Friday Peace Accord, ye never had a chance. As usual.

15 Comments:

At 11:19 PM, Anonymous said...

I think we should send 50,000 troops over there to look for WMD or at least count the empty Guinness bottles.

 
At 12:24 PM, Omeletteville said...

Leave it to the damn Irishmen.

 
At 1:57 PM, Omeletteville said...

Those god-damned Irishmen.

 
At 7:17 AM, Anonymous said...

Your jelousy is sooo transparent.

 
At 9:17 AM, Omeletteville said...

Irish people smell terrible.

 
At 12:49 PM, Anonymous said...

You must be refering to an Orangeman. As I must remind people there are only two kinds of people. Those that are Irish and those that wish they were Irish. Greenman that is. So if you are wishing good luck on your quest you unfortunate misguided soul.

 
At 1:26 PM, Anonymous said...

Who needs an Orangeman? Nothing but trouble, that's all they are.

 
At 1:49 PM, Omeletteville said...

Orangemen? I hate Syracuse. As a matter of fact, I'm not a fan of the Big East in general.

Also, this just in: Irishmen are known for their small genitals.

That is all.

 
At 7:37 PM, Anonymous said...

I am greatly impressed with your knowledge of the Irish genitals it must have taken an amassive amount of reseach. I applaud you. I think you should be the offical Irish genital Inspector. Although I hope you have warm soft hands.

 
At 8:01 AM, Omeletteville said...

I find your proposition both intriguing and engaging. Do you know where I can get the necessary paperwork to become this "Irish Gential Inspector."

I'd like to get the ball rolling on this project sooner rather than later.

 
At 12:00 PM, Anonymous said...

Thank you for your interest in this very important project.I hear that Michael Jackson is Junior Director of the organization IGI and Maggie Thatcher is the Senior Director. I would contact The Iron Lady to apply for a post.I am sure she would be glad to hear from you and do everything in her power to expedite your request to atone for her shameful treatment of the Irish people.

 
At 12:17 PM, Murph said...

This truely is a wonderful day for Irishmen everywhere. I only pray you clip your finger nails and use copius amounts of hand moisturizer.

 
At 5:59 PM, Omeletteville said...

I wonder if the benefits are any good... The odds of me suffering from Carpal Tunnel Syndrome are pretty inevitable in a position like that.

And then there's that damm smell.

 
At 6:57 PM, Murph said...

Roses?

 
At 9:53 PM, Anonymous said...

Is your nose going to be that close?

 

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