The spirit of Festivus is upon us.
I've got allot of problems with you people and here they are:
Bin Laden's right hand man says they're in it for the long haul, Bush, Kerry or the devil be damned. Honestly, I don't think Beelzebub wants to touch W with a 10 foot pole... it would be bad for business. Face it, fellahs, you tried a holy war, you changed it to a political struggle. It may generate support for now but where do you stand in the long run? You suck.
Ukraine? Give em hell. Do what the United States was too impotent to do.
Iran? You’re working on the bomb. Don't be stupid, we've known for years, but were targeting you now because who the hell else are we going to go after? We called your number. Deal with it.
Pakistan/India? Kashmir is a shit-hole; you ought to be starting a war over who has to deal with it. You're both kids’ stuff when it comes to nukes; you both can be taken out without a second though. Shake hands and have a drink, you may find neither of you sucks as bad as you make yourselves seem.
Sudan? Jesus, Sudan... expelling an aid agency chief? If we didn't have our heads so far up our asses, you’d be done. Enjoy it while it lasts. You're gonna get yours.
North Korea? I don't know. Apparently you no longer exist.
Germany, France, Spain and all other countries that are not offering U.N. support now, yeah, we screwed you and pissed on the U.N. Even though you shouldn't give this disaster a double take, we dragged you into it... something will need to be done. Proving a point now helps no one. Sorry guys, maybe we can make it up to you in 4 years.
Scott Peterson? You're guilty. Be a man, take responsibility.
Dennis Kozlowski, you creepy bastard, how'd you get away with it? You sure as hell ain't smooth.
Haliburton, don't be that guy.
Michael Jackson? No. Too easy...
Extreme conservatives, liberals believe in God also. We're just more open minded and accepting. I know I like babies and marriage. Also gays, blacks, Jews and all other people who are not like me, but I'm not a commie.
England? You have creeps who made a game based on the assassination of JFK. That is completely tasteless. I'd post a link to it, but if anyone wants to study up on that, I want them to be disgusted on their own. You all ought to be disgraced the same. I’m open to suggestions, everyone... GO!
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Kashmir may be a shithole, but the Led Zepplin song Cashmere is a classic!
I really don't see what is so really bad about the JFK assassination game, everyone needs some entertainment. I think the British are really quite innovative and maybe we have something to learn from them. We could develop a game of Princess Di's crash. We could get points by running the papapazzi off the road or going down a one way street and not getting in an accident. We could hit the wall then lose points or lose the game. There are so many options I don't know where to start. What do you think?
Omeletteville, YOU ARE WRONG! Guam and Nam were shitholes. Kashmere is only the door to the outhouse.
"Di's Dynamic Papparazzi Escape" sounds like a good working title.
I may be wrong about Kashmir being a shithole and/or outhouse door, but I WILL NOT retract my claim about Led Zepplin's song being a classic.
I wanna play a game based on the 2000 election.
Maybe for one level you can be a cavalier member of the Florida GOP, and run around paying as many hobos as possible to hurry up and vote for Bush before it's too late!
You are 100% correct about the Led Zepplin.
Bunus points if you disenfranchise minorities
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