Ohi-Oh!

My homestate of Ohio has gotten a bum rap lately, so today, I thought we would all take a moment to get to know it better. So here it is, a users guide to Ohio.

Ohio is known as the Buckeye state
Ohio was the first in flight (Proven not so true)
Ohio set a house on fire just to save the people inside.
Ohio cuased cancer, then cured it because of bordom.
Ohio knows Victoria's secret.
Kentucky is the love child of Ohio.
On a scale of one to ten, Ohio gave Britney Spears' new album a 5, but secretly gives it a 9.
Ohio is the 1978 Pennsylvania state spelling bee champion.
Ohio arm wrestled JFK for a shot at Jackie, and won.
Ohio hates snow peas.
Ohio thought up the theory of reletivity, but let Einstien take the credit.
When threatened Ohio puffs up twice it's normal size as a defense mechanism.
Ohio was a member of Menudo.
Ohio set up Jack Ruby.
Ohio knows where Jimmy Hoffa is because Ohio did it.
Ohio weeps at the end of Old Yeller, every time.
Ohio won the gold in the olympics for gymnastics.
Curling is Ohio's favorite sport.
Ohio has a fondness for puppies and whiskey.
Ohio always pays with exact change.
The movie Titanic was based on Ohio's original screenplay: "Whore on a sinking ship"
Ohio fistfights cougars to relax.
Ohio thinks Janet Reno is a man in drag, and says it can prove it.
Ohio is really sorry about another fine mess it's gotten us into.

So there you have it. Ohio, the myth, the legend. Now that you know a little more, try to be kinder to Ohio's plight.