Don't let the door hit ya where the Lord split ya

While our fighting men and women are reaching the center of Falluja and finding out there is no creamy nougat, the cabinet shakedown begins here at home.

Attorney John Ashcroft and Commerce Secretary Don Evans are first, leaving W the unsavory duty of finding new shifty politicians to fill their shoes and continuing on with clandestine, civil liberty infringing tom foolery.

Rumor has it Colin "My soul for this?" Powell and squirrelly Paul Wolfowitz may be on their way out, but nothing to break out the champagne over yet.

Who's next? Hopefully all of em. Wait, I take that back. Why risk letting even worse chucklemonkeys have a crack at us.


Oh, just a little FYI, while spell-checking, phallus was suggested for Falluja. No joke. Food for thought, isn't it?